Saturday, May 26, 2007

PLAYBOY - The magazine that opened our EYES !!

Class 9th, Kendriya Vidyalaya, Air force Station Bhisiana (Bathinda-Punjab !!)
Five friends -All boys-

Prince Prakashan, Call sign- Princee
Pankaj Sharma,-- Call Sign- Panky
Udey Beer Singh Brar,-- Call sign- BEER (pronounced BBEEEER . and not BEER--GULP GULP!!)
Rupesh Kumar, --Call sign- Rupa
Vikrant Patnaik,- Call sign- Vicky

ACTIVITIES--
!. GIRLS
@. GIRLS
#. GIRLS
$. GIRLS and to KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT GIRLS
well, you can't hide the fact that, it was an age of learning and plus.. most of us wanted to be doctors.. and for that human anatomy and morphology was a must to read and know in and out about every part that makes the human a human !! i am sure even you must be remembering those days..when you wanted to know everything about the other sect !! the other gender... the other sex !! BUt it is equally sad to know that none of us made it even to the "D" of the profession of a doctor... "BUT WE KNOW EVERY THING TODAY" he he hehehheh :-)

%. And of course apart from that jumping in the canal behind the School every day practically with our cycles that we carried on our little but strong shoulders for almost a Km to dive into the flowing water untill we saw a dead body floating in it and that was the end of swimming in the canal !!. We roamed in the hot sun and.. got bugged with every one who talked about studies !!

And their Machines were-
Princee -- Girls BSA SLR (maroon coloured which i think he changed to a HERO RANGER LATER )
Panky-- BSA SLR (But he always managed to Pillion on Princee's machine and made sure that he never rode..)
Beer-- Brown rugged Hero ranger(which some times his sister also rode !!, not to forget there were no breaks, the paddle was broken perennially.
Rupa-- His brother's cycle (which he begged to him for a ride )
Vicky-- A red BSA-SLR ( A GENTS CYCLE..with a ROD IN BETWEEN..which had several dirty jokes about it )

Meeting the bad boys to gather INFO ---
Us five, were supposed to be a little of the those smarter lot in class IXth... But we were not he strongest.. and those fighting kinds.
There were a few of those ruffians in our class who made it a point to fight and go on with gang fights.. but we were always.. aloof esp.in such situations.
Now these were the guys..who had more of "DESI PORN BOOKS" in their bags than the usual text books.
We were those extremely enthusiastic lot who wanted to have a glimpse of every single photo every single word written in it.
Once we thought that, Even we should purchase some of these and make a mini library out with such books exclusively for us.
BUT WHERE DO YOU GET THESE STUFF !!
Not in normal STATIONARY STORES nor in NORMAL BOOK STORES.... because these were places which were already tried and seen for. We had to know and were determined to know about this mysterious place "the hide out" from where you get such things.

THEN ONE DAY CAME !!
There was this GUY called RISHAB !! who was older to us and used to tell me tales about his stints with his girl !! oh and i used to listening to him with adulation... all the time..
and when he was leaving.. he gave me a few magazines telling me to go through them !!
And to our surprise.. they were all PLAY BOYS>.. and oh my god.. yuo should have seen my face first and then..their faces....
our jaws had dropped down almost to the ground !! and my goodness what babes...
hehehehehe
well after that every thing started we started going and seeing them every time we had an opportunity...
and the best part was that it was hidden in the stage of the school where every day every morning we used to go for prayers... ooooooooooooof what fun !!

2 comments:

pragati said...

mumu suno na.mekko bhi rishab se milwao na..main bhi toh dekhu yeh kaisi kaisi magazines dikhate hain.hahahaha...donkey,i know you must have had a great time.

Saloni Mahapatra said...

I am not only shocked but amused to read this tale!!... God! Vicks, you and the gang were upto this crap!!!.. Good we girls weren't around.. Lawns and I would have dribbled you all to the basketball court... wreck!.. n who is this "Rishab" guy??? haven't met him i guess.... wait till lawns or axe reads this.. you all will be dead! :-)