PLAYBOY - The magazine that opened our EYES !!

Class 9th, Kendriya Vidyalaya, Air force Station Bhisiana (Bathinda-Punjab !!)
Five friends -All boys-

Prince Prakashan, Call sign- Princee
Pankaj Sharma,-- Call Sign- Panky
Udey Beer Singh Brar,-- Call sign- BEER (pronounced BBEEEER . and not BEER--GULP GULP!!)
Rupesh Kumar, --Call sign- Rupa
Vikrant Patnaik,- Call sign- Vicky

ACTIVITIES--
!. GIRLS
@. GIRLS
#. GIRLS
$. GIRLS and to KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT GIRLS
well, you can't hide the fact that, it was an age of learning and plus.. most of us wanted to be doctors.. and for that human anatomy and morphology was a must to read and know in and out about every part that makes the human a human !! i am sure even you must be remembering those days..when you wanted to know everything about the other sect !! the other gender... the other sex !! BUt it is equally sad to know that none of us made it even to the "D" of the profession of a doctor... "BUT WE KNOW EVERY THING TODAY" he he hehehheh :-)

%. And of course apart from that jumping in the canal behind the School every day practically with our cycles that we carried on our little but strong shoulders for almost a Km to dive into the flowing water untill we saw a dead body floating in it and that was the end of swimming in the canal !!. We roamed in the hot sun and.. got bugged with every one who talked about studies !!

And their Machines were-
Princee -- Girls BSA SLR (maroon coloured which i think he changed to a HERO RANGER LATER )
Panky-- BSA SLR (But he always managed to Pillion on Princee's machine and made sure that he never rode..)
Beer-- Brown rugged Hero ranger(which some times his sister also rode !!, not to forget there were no breaks, the paddle was broken perennially.
Rupa-- His brother's cycle (which he begged to him for a ride )
Vicky-- A red BSA-SLR ( A GENTS CYCLE..with a ROD IN BETWEEN..which had several dirty jokes about it )

Meeting the bad boys to gather INFO ---
Us five, were supposed to be a little of the those smarter lot in class IXth... But we were not he strongest.. and those fighting kinds.
There were a few of those ruffians in our class who made it a point to fight and go on with gang fights.. but we were always.. aloof esp.in such situations.
Now these were the guys..who had more of "DESI PORN BOOKS" in their bags than the usual text books.
We were those extremely enthusiastic lot who wanted to have a glimpse of every single photo every single word written in it.
Once we thought that, Even we should purchase some of these and make a mini library out with such books exclusively for us.
BUT WHERE DO YOU GET THESE STUFF !!
Not in normal STATIONARY STORES nor in NORMAL BOOK STORES.... because these were places which were already tried and seen for. We had to know and were determined to know about this mysterious place "the hide out" from where you get such things.

THEN ONE DAY CAME !!
There was this GUY called RISHAB !! who was older to us and used to tell me tales about his stints with his girl !! oh and i used to listening to him with adulation... all the time..
and when he was leaving.. he gave me a few magazines telling me to go through them !!
And to our surprise.. they were all PLAY BOYS>.. and oh my god.. yuo should have seen my face first and then..their faces....
our jaws had dropped down almost to the ground !! and my goodness what babes...
hehehehehe
well after that every thing started we started going and seeing them every time we had an opportunity...
and the best part was that it was hidden in the stage of the school where every day every morning we used to go for prayers... ooooooooooooof what fun !!

KAHAN JAAOOON KAISE KHUJLAAOOON !!

WHEN I WAS 4 YRS OLD---- MY MOM USED TO SAY

YEH MAT KARO !!
WOH MAT KARO !!
CHOCOLATE MAT KHAO !!
ICE CREAM MAT KHAO !! AND I DID NOT MIND

WHEN I WAS 8 YRS OLD--MOM AND DAD USED TO SAY

CHOCOLATE MAT KHAO !!
ICE CREAM MAT KHAO !!
DONT PLAY IN THE SUN !!
GET HOME AND STUDY !!
FINISH YOUR HOME WORK !!
EAT HEALTHY UNFRIED-LEAFY VEGETABLES !! AND I DID NOT MIND

WHEN I WAS 12 YRS OLD--MOM AND DAD AND RELATIVES USED TO SAY

DONT MAKE FRIENDS WITH SERVANTS KIDS
DONT ABUSE
YOU HAVE YOUR BOARDS (X -CBSE) COMING UP
NO BUNKING SCHOOL
YOU HAVE TO BE THE IDEAL CHILD
LEARN TO BEHAVE YOURSELF !!
NO WATCHING CARTOONS !!
NO WATCHING T.V !! AND I STILL DID NOT MIND

WHEN I WAS 14 YRS OLD-- MOM AND DAD AND RELATIVES AND NEIGHBORS USED TO SAY

BOY YOU HAVE YOUR BOARDS THIS YEAR
GET UP EARLY TO STUDY
NO LATE NIGHTS
NO WATCHING DIRTY MAGZINES
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT PORN IS...
REFRAIN FROM MAKING FEMALE FRIENDS .......... IMAGINE !! I STILL DID NOT MIND

WHEN I WAS 16 YRS OLD--MOM AND DAD AND THE WHOLE WORLD SAID

CLASS 12 TH........... AND I DID NOT MIND !!

i am sure these are absolutely the words that you have also heard from your respective mothers.

4 YRS LATER !!--EVERYONE STOPPED SAYING and "SHE"STARTED !!!!

21-ENGINEER !! SMART !! ATHLETIC PHYSIQUE !! BABES ALL OVER AND HER !!
A MAN STANDS LIKE A STALWART !! THE NAME IS VIKRANT PATNAIK.

TODAY SHE IS HERE ON MY HEAD !! DANCING AND GOING ALL TANGO ON MY HEAD

SOME TIMES I WONDER HOW WOMEN CAN MAKE SUCH A LOT OF DIFFERENCE IN YOUR WORLD......------------ MIND YOU THIS TIME I MIND !!

FIRST IT WAS MOTHER AND THEN THERE IS A GIRL (worse than my mother)..WHO MAKES YOU WALK AROUND,TALKAROUND, DANCE.. JUMP AT ONE COMMAND OF HERS...

like the other day some thing else happened. I was not allowed to view a blog... just because some one thinks that this is not the right time to view the blog.. boundaries are meant to show limits...
but when limits are crossed !! NOTHING !! because.. its her command that you have to follow !!

• yeh mat karo,
• woh kyon kar rahe ho,
• aisa thodi hota hia,
• c'mon this is not the way to do it,
• no late nights,
• no drinking,
• no smoking,
• no this,
• no that,
• no nothing,
• come home on time,
• no sitting with awara friends,
• what are you wearing ,
• why are you wearing,
• Yeh NEHA kaun hai
• Neha ki baatmat karo
• You are not feeling sleepy
  
• NINNI--ko bhaagao ..ABHI !!
  
• Don't sleep on time
• prayers, medicines,
• 10-10 times prayers,
• 1,000 million times brushing,
• beliefs,
• philosophy....falaana...dhimkana...

BACCHE KO KOI NAHI SAMJHTA..
merese koi pyaaar nahi karta !!

DEKH LOONGA SAB KO !!

samajh ke kya rakha hai !!

HUM MARDON !!! ka hoga !! these women ... oooooffffffffffff

QUESTION MARK ????

A long time ago there used to be this guy.. confused !! what the heck man !! I dont have a chick with me..... what do i do . i always end up with the wrong ones...
she is hot, she is pretty, has the legs and the juggs... but ooooooooooooooooo she is just not my kind... what do i do !!! -- was his perennial complain.
After struggling for a long time.. he and a very learned friend of his came out with this.. OUT OF THE BOX --strategy called the "Strategy Q".
I am sure not even the HARVARDS, KELLOGS, CAMBRIDGES or IIMS had thought over and ventured into this part of the UNIVERSE called Strategic LOVING. NO doubts they have been working very hard towards making better processes and operations-cutting costs and reducing steps and thereby making companies list up in the NASDAQ , NSE etc

Some times... the Q-Strategy which i am sure once you know about will agree to works in the subconscious state.. where in you are not the real player but in some way are in the act playing the role of the lead...

We meet peoples in hundreds and thousands every day ..especially if you are in the field that i am in ...that is marketing or in a field where in you don't but people do... that is being a DOC !!

Being humans and the whole concept of having a heart and then the brain to control the flow of thoughts in either- Positive /Negative direction brings in the concept of Strategy Q.

It is said that people fall in love only once !! Well you may believe in it... but the fact under the sun...remains that you can fall in love several times over.. and over and over and over again !!!

Now it is incorrect to define love as one entity----------

but, if you think so .. it is wrong because love can fall under amazing number of categories..

Oh !! but at the end of it all !! It is love that we are talking about..

STRATEGY -Q

"It may be defined as the concept of not knowing or not making to know about some thing that is between two human bodies mutually in love".

Explaination:

You may or may not know about the "some thing" but would certainly want it to happen with you.

You may be interested in some thing but at the same time would not like it to be publicized for very definite and certain reasons.However it is interesting to know that some where deep inside your cerebral hemisphere there are things that you know about but would not like it to come out.. because they are so comfortably placed there...

For instance- "A" falls in love with "B" -- after some time -- "B" falls in love with "A"---after some time-- Both "A" and "B" fall madly in love with each other.

In the mean while A meets X and B meets Y-- call them friends/colleagues/friend's friend/colleague's friend/ Or just some one whom you thought was "WOW".

Now- A has this deep hearted desire that says i wish HE/SHE was with me... Well this is the point of mixed feelings when A knows that B is there...

It so happens with time that B remains where he or she is and A does not mind having the best of both !!
This is the point when the STRATEGY Q comes into picture- At this very moment "A" uses the strategy Q- It may also be called the "Want to want"
Here "A" is in love with BOTH B and X.. and can not express it to both because A fears that it would tarnish her image in front of three people now... X, B and the third being the society.
The society here plays a cruicial role as it is the most influential in the strategy Q processing..
B and X may influence the processing but not to an extent at which A thinks about SOCIETY.

The "want to want" is prevalent in almost every species living on the surface of the earth... but it seems the "want to want more" is a trait that is most prevalent in the HOMO-SAPEINS.

When we talk about A (Be it a Male or a Female) , the feeling of loving and being loved majorly depends upon "TIME". The time that is in present and the time that would be in future spent with either B or X. More importantly in the absence of either or them A will benefit the expression of love extended by any one of them.

A's want is "TO BE LOVED" and A is not different from any of us. B and X remain as those who compliment the effect and expression of love whenever possible.

I know it is a little confusing but if you get down to think of it... this is what is everyone's want.

If you take instances of people who are DUMPED by their Boy/Girl friends.... Don't you think they get over them... or while they are still courting they hop on to some other....
It would be incorrect to state that the person who DUMPs (would be referred to as DUMPER) will forget the person who is dumped(wouldbe reffered as DUMPED)... The dumper will still still have the "FEELINGS" for dumped but the intensity would be a little less.