Thursday, May 03, 2007

KAHAN JAAOOON KAISE KHUJLAAOOON !!

WHEN I WAS 4 YRS OLD---- MY MOM USED TO SAY

YEH MAT KARO !!
WOH MAT KARO !!
CHOCOLATE MAT KHAO !!
ICE CREAM MAT KHAO !! AND I DID NOT MIND

WHEN I WAS 8 YRS OLD--MOM AND DAD USED TO SAY

CHOCOLATE MAT KHAO !!
ICE CREAM MAT KHAO !!
DONT PLAY IN THE SUN !!
GET HOME AND STUDY !!
FINISH YOUR HOME WORK !!
EAT HEALTHY UNFRIED-LEAFY VEGETABLES !! AND I DID NOT MIND

WHEN I WAS 12 YRS OLD--MOM AND DAD AND RELATIVES USED TO SAY

DONT MAKE FRIENDS WITH SERVANTS KIDS
DONT ABUSE
YOU HAVE YOUR BOARDS (X -CBSE) COMING UP
NO BUNKING SCHOOL
YOU HAVE TO BE THE IDEAL CHILD
LEARN TO BEHAVE YOURSELF !!
NO WATCHING CARTOONS !!
NO WATCHING T.V !! AND I STILL DID NOT MIND

WHEN I WAS 14 YRS OLD-- MOM AND DAD AND RELATIVES AND NEIGHBORS USED TO SAY

BOY YOU HAVE YOUR BOARDS THIS YEAR
GET UP EARLY TO STUDY
NO LATE NIGHTS
NO WATCHING DIRTY MAGZINES
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT PORN IS...
REFRAIN FROM MAKING FEMALE FRIENDS .......... IMAGINE !! I STILL DID NOT MIND

WHEN I WAS 16 YRS OLD--MOM AND DAD AND THE WHOLE WORLD SAID

CLASS 12 TH........... AND I DID NOT MIND !!

i am sure these are absolutely the words that you have also heard from your respective mothers.

4 YRS LATER !!--EVERYONE STOPPED SAYING and "SHE"STARTED !!!!

21-ENGINEER !! SMART !! ATHLETIC PHYSIQUE !! BABES ALL OVER AND HER !!
A MAN STANDS LIKE A STALWART !! THE NAME IS VIKRANT PATNAIK.

TODAY SHE IS HERE ON MY HEAD !! DANCING AND GOING ALL TANGO ON MY HEAD

SOME TIMES I WONDER HOW WOMEN CAN MAKE SUCH A LOT OF DIFFERENCE IN YOUR WORLD......------------ MIND YOU THIS TIME I MIND !!

FIRST IT WAS MOTHER AND THEN THERE IS A GIRL (worse than my mother)..WHO MAKES YOU WALK AROUND,TALKAROUND, DANCE.. JUMP AT ONE COMMAND OF HERS...

like the other day some thing else happened. I was not allowed to view a blog... just because some one thinks that this is not the right time to view the blog.. boundaries are meant to show limits...
but when limits are crossed !! NOTHING !! because.. its her command that you have to follow !!
  • yeh mat karo,
  • woh kyon kar rahe ho,
  • aisa thodi hota hia,
  • c'mon this is not the way to do it,
  • no late nights,
  • no drinking,
  • no smoking,
  • no this,
  • no that,
  • no nothing,
  • come home on time,
  • no sitting with awara friends,
  • what are you wearing ,
  • why are you wearing,
  • Yeh NEHA kaun hai
  • Neha ki baatmat karo
  • You are not feeling sleepy
  • NINNI--ko bhaagao ..ABHI !!
  • Don't sleep on time
  • prayers, medicines,
  • 10-10 times prayers,
  • 1,000 million times brushing,
  • beliefs,
  • philosophy....falaana...dhimkana...
BACCHE KO KOI NAHI SAMJHTA..
merese koi pyaaar nahi karta !!

DEKH LOONGA SAB KO !!

samajh ke kya rakha hai !!

HUM MARDON !!! ka hoga !! these women ... oooooffffffffffff

6 comments:

pragati said...

you better listen to HER everytime whatever she says otherwise she will jump n do thod fod on ur head...MUMUMUMU kuch nahi ho sakta tum mardon ka..hehe..

pragati said...

vikku i want to say something to u..is ny1 around? :) i knw i dont need to say anything now:)mumu u r the BEST..

pragati said...

btw who is "SHE"
and who is this NEHA:)??
sur yeh ninni kaun hai??
kitni ladkiyon se baat karte ho tum?
kya koi aur bhi hai jiske baare main mujhe nahi pata???
kyun karte ho neha aur ninni ki baat???
kyun maante ho uss "SHE":) ki itni baat??
kyun nahi sote time se???
oooooooooffffffff U GUYS...
koi nahi samajh sakta tumhe..
KYA MAIN SACHH MAIN TUMHE NAHI SAMJHI???? :)r u in blue today??? hehe mumu

Anonymous said...

kya kare beechara vkey....
smetimes i feel pity fr boyzzzzzzzzz... hey bt lemme knw r v to rude or bossy???
stil these boys r behind galsss only... like neha thn ninni thn... etc etc

Unknown said...

Well thats how Life is...Women are like the Sweet Laddoo, Khao to Pachtao...na khao to Pachtao....so generally men take the risk and eat it!

Samuel said...

waaah huzoor....maan gaye!